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Finally, a gifted blonde

The Parrot!!Piet was a bachelor. And his buddies decided to give him a parrot for his 30th birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren´t expletives were, to say the least, rude. Piet tried hard to change the bird´s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got angry and ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Piet put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and cursing -- and then suddenly all was quiet. Piet was afraid he had actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Piet´s extended arm and said: -* "I´m sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior." Piet was staring mouth wide open and astonished at the bird´s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a drastic change when the parrot said: -*"Sir, May I ask what the chicken did?"

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