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Ajebo:     He who fights and runs away,
Ajepaco: Na fear catch am.

Ajebo: Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep,
Ajepaco: Na orphanage fit am.

Ajebo: You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Ajepaco: You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."

Ajebo: You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.
Ajepaco: You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.


“Two mentally insane patients plot to run away from a mental facility at night. The facility is well guarded and the only way to escape is to beat up the two guards at the gate. When the night of escape comes, the two patients walk to the gate armed with hockey sticks. On arriving the gate, they find the gate open but the guards are not around.

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back my husband didn't
say a word... he knew better.

An Illinois man  left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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